blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw
do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music
3: Best game you’ve ever played?
softly whispers, “bastionnn…”
(kidding. i screamed that shit)
4: Worst game you’ve ever played?
Sims Pets 2 for gamecube… i tried to create a cat… it was then that i determined that i had completely wasted my money.
8: Best soundtrack?
I wanna say Bastion… and I also wanna say Windwaker…
(mmm windwakerrr… =v=) but srsly bastion’s was gorgeous too it’s a tie.
16: Character you’ve hated most? From what game?
hrmmm… shit the only one i can think of is Phyllis from Animal Crossing. and I don’t hate her she’s just simply a huge bitch… =/
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
i couldnt think of one so i went downstairs to look through all the games i havent played in a while and im kicking myself because-
21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
the earliest i can remember is when i was about 5, watching my cousins play jurassic park and wanting to play but instead they sat me down in front of the computer with a joystick to play this go-kart/quad/dirt-bike/whatever-i-cant-remember-exactly driving game
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.
literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever
So I went to the Japanimanga-Night as Kanaya and this happened..
Well, one of us is going to have to change.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
Jezebel article + comment from a pokemon enthusiast