ieatdreamsfordinner

Makes sense

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

cheese3d:

AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw

ferelden:

do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music

therealhousewivesofhyrule: 3, 4, 8, 16, 19, 21?

3: Best game you’ve ever played?
softly whispers, “bastionnn…”
(kidding. i screamed that shit)

4: Worst game you’ve ever played?
Sims Pets 2 for gamecube… i tried to create a cat… it was then that i determined that i had completely wasted my money.

8: Best soundtrack?
I wanna say Bastion… and I also wanna say Windwaker…
(mmm windwakerrr… =v=) but srsly bastion’s was gorgeous too it’s a tie.

16: Character you’ve hated most? From what game?
hrmmm… shit the only one i can think of is Phyllis from Animal Crossing. and I don’t hate her she’s just simply a huge bitch… =/

19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
i couldnt think of one so i went downstairs to look through all the games i havent played in a while and im kicking myself because-
Luigi’s Mansion.
Luigi’s
fucking
Mansion.

21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
the earliest i can remember is when i was about 5, watching my cousins play jurassic park and wanting to play but instead they sat me down in front of the computer with a joystick to play this go-kart/quad/dirt-bike/whatever-i-cant-remember-exactly driving game

solos1s:

x

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

habaneropepperpotts:

As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.

Videogames' questions and shit

1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?

2: Company you're always loyal to?

3: Best game you've ever played?

4: Worst game you've ever played?

5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?

6: A game that's changed you the most?

7: A game you'll never forget?

8: Best soundtrack?

9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?

10: A game you've completely given up on?

11: Hardest game you've played?

12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?

13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?

14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?

15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?

16: Character you've hated most? From what game?

17: What game do you never tell people you play?

18: A game you wish your friends knew about?

19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?

20: What was the first video game you ever played?

21: How old were you when you first played a video game?

22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?

23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?

24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?

25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?

26: Handheld or console?

27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?

28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?

29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?

30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

endlessyuji:

literally the manliest thing to ever happen in the history of ever

bro-just:

therealkanaynay:

So I went to the Japanimanga-Night as Kanaya and this happened..

Well, one of us is going to have to change.

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

thesparhawke:

Jezebel article + comment from a pokemon enthusiast